I have already recced these fics, but it looks like it was waaaaaaaaaay back in 2009, so I figure I’m in the clear.
This is the perfect quote for those times when I am 10,000% done with whatever is going on (usually at work, so I try not to say it out loud, because I did once, and everyone in hearing range thought I was crazy):
“What’s next, a fucking salt-craving shapeshifter who’s in love with Bones?”
-from cut and fucking paste, by crimsonclad
And as a bonus, the sequel fic features this amazing exchange, which I feel truly deserves to be featured in its entirety.
from edit, by crimsonclad:
“Mr. Scott. What is the one thing I hate more than anything else in the entire universe?”
Cringing, Scotty’s eyes turn even more apologetic than before. “Having your pain and personal life being made into fodder for the shipwide gossip mill, sir?”
Jim feels his expression turn baffled. “Dude, have we met? No, fuck, I hate being left out of the loop, you know that! Look, I get that the crew wants to gossip about their senior officers. That’s cool– fun tradition. But Scotty! I thought we were Delta Vega bros forever! We almost got tattoos together! Forward me all the good stuff, okay? No one’s going to get in trouble, jeez. Unless they say racist shit about Vulcans, because, you know, fuck that noise.”
Star Trek Reboot: WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.