1. I’m terrified of spiders. Freak out even when they’re tiny and far away from me.
2. I don’t like heights. I didn’t even like the parts in “Up” when they were on the dirigible-thing.
3. I don’t like high school movies. (As a corollary, I think it’s dumb to cast a 28-year old as a high schooler, though I still think Andrew Garfield makes a kickass Spidey.)
4. I’m already depressed about Gwen’s eventual death.
5. I didn’t like any of the last three Spiderman movies.
AND YET FOR SOME REASON I’M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE! AND PLAN TO WATCH IT JULY 3RD, PRACTICALLY AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT! I CAN’T EXPLAIN THIS MADNESS! MARVEL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.