Movie Review: The Losers

1. Okay, so I didn’t totally get it, but I liked that aspect, because nothing is more boring than lots of backstory exposition. On the other hand, I can see why this movie wasn’t that popular in theaters — it’s hard to get excited about seeing it again when you know it opens with little kids getting blown up in a helicopter. Not cool.

2. Some parts of it were really funny. But a lot of the team’s so-called “plans” were super dumb. Like, did they not ever have to plan anything before?

3. So, this is where actor-crossover-movie-watching makes things much more fun. Because then it actually becomes an implausibly ridiculous movie about John Winchester, Heimdall, and Captain America, with bonus appearances by Nyota Uhura and that guy from ‘Stomp the Yard.’ (Although seriously, Nyota, Mr. Winchester is a) old and b) has a LOT of issues, not even kidding. Spock is a much better bet if you’re looking for a partner in crime.)

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.