fic rec o’ the day

Ordinary Workplace Hazards, Or SHIELD and OSHA Aren’t On Speaking Terms, by scifigrl47

I’m a big fan of reading things with no context whatsoever, but technically this fic is part of a series, part of which I have linked before.

Basically, Clint and Phil have possibly the most stable relationship in the Avengers. Clint and Tony? Hilarious bros 4ever.

Clint stared down at him. He was wearing what appeared to be a massive, lopsided and jewel-encrusted crown, holding a scepter and surrounded by a floating mass of Roombas. “Welcome to the sovereign nation of Bartonia,” he said, with a straight face. “My subjects, the Roombas, the drones and one random mechanical bird thing that I found, and I welcome you, and ask you what the fuck you think you’re doing here, you are seriously a fucking moron.”

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