things that are awesome about getting older

*every day older is a day closer to “crazy cat lady” being a legitimate lifestyle choice

*no longer the odd one out for wearing glasses

*forgetting stuff can be excused as a “senior moment” instead of a “slacker moment”

*”I’m trying to quit” more believable as an excuse to avoid peer pressure

*can start heckling all people younger than you

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