fic rec Friday

Blood Is Thicker Than Carpet Cleaner, by Alexicon

The AU where Steve accidentally hires an assassin to clean his apartment.

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“Right,” Bucky agreed. “Those stains look hard to get out.”

“They are,” said Steve, “which is why I hired a cleaning service.”

“Oh,” Bucky replied, nodding, then, “Oh! A cleaning service. That’s me. *I’m* the cleaning service.”

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