star trek beyond: the search for spock

So far we’ve had ‘Star Trek’ (mysterious and powerful unknown alien shows up and starts wrecking stuff) and ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ (Khan shows up and starts wrecking stuff), which is actually pretty spot on with the original first two movies.

Which means ‘Star Trek Beyond’ must be the one that’s kind of like Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Here are my predictions, which I’m making up right now:

1. The Enterprise will be destroyed! (Seems like a good bet based on the previews, and also every other movie so far.)

2. Someone’s gonna terraform a planet! (IDK why, I just always thought that part was cool.)

3. Secret children! (Because why not, really? Except they’re all pretty young anyway. Maybe secret siblings?)

4. The Enterprise crew will steal a Klingon Bird of Prey! (Basically they are all criminals in the current universe, so this makes sense.)

5. Kirk’s mom will make a cameo! (b/c Kirk and Spock’s roles were kinda swapped from Wrath of Khan, so that would mean we get Kirk’s parent instead of Spock’s for this movie, or something.)

6. And this is really the most important, as far as I’m concerned: NEXT TIME WE GET WHALES!

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.