no phone, who dis

I told all my coworkers (as usual) that I would not have access to phone or email while I was away. (This is now a standard part of my email out of office message, thanks to way too much blurring of the work / not work line.) For the first time, one of my coworkers interpreted this to mean I wasn’t taking a phone with me at all.

(Obviously this is not true. How would I keep my Duolingo streak going without my phone?) I didn’t bother to correct them.