well, it's Monday

Me: hmm, gonna be extra cold today, definitely going to want a coat to bundle up while I work; probably the blue one, right?

My brain: THE ORANGE ONE

Me: what, really? but the blue one is right there already, on the chair -- that's The Work Jacket, yes?

My brain: NO I WANT THE ORANGE ONE

Me: okay, that's cool, any particular reason why?

My brain: I'M AN EMERGENCY AND I WANT THE ORANGE ONE

Me: I'm an emergency? what does that even mean?

My brain: ORANGE

Me: ...

Me: you know what, that's fair