Be a Goldfish WEEK 5

Be a Goldfish WEEK 5: On Thursdays We Try Tropes. I spent several days thinking 'I should make a rec list, because I've ready so many amazing trope fics.' And then I thought 'oh but wait, you know what would be funny?' And then I wrote a Heated Rivalry animal transformation fic!

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"Are you saying winning the Stanley Cup gives you superpowers?"