sounds about right
May. 2nd, 2026 08:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marcicatme: I really want to get a new shower curtain liner, I should just order one online
ubiquitous online shopping site: do you want free shipping? order more!
me: yeah, I don't know what else I want, I'll come back later
***TWO WEEKS LATER***
me: I can't believe I still don't have that new shower curtain liner! at least there are some other things I want to look for this week, surely I can get to free shipping now
ubiquitous online shopping site: shopping site perfect size for browsing! very easy and fun, do browsing at shopping site. no problems ever at shopping site.
***ONE HOUR LATER***
me: huh, somehow I've ended up with $50 worth of fidget toys I don't actually need (but do want!), were any of these on my actual list?
also me: at least I remembered the shower curtain liner! (hahaha which it turns out is shipping from a different company, and would have had free shipping regardless, lol)
ubiquitous online shopping site: do you want free shipping? order more!
me: yeah, I don't know what else I want, I'll come back later
***TWO WEEKS LATER***
me: I can't believe I still don't have that new shower curtain liner! at least there are some other things I want to look for this week, surely I can get to free shipping now
ubiquitous online shopping site: shopping site perfect size for browsing! very easy and fun, do browsing at shopping site. no problems ever at shopping site.
***ONE HOUR LATER***
me: huh, somehow I've ended up with $50 worth of fidget toys I don't actually need (but do want!), were any of these on my actual list?
also me: at least I remembered the shower curtain liner! (hahaha which it turns out is shipping from a different company, and would have had free shipping regardless, lol)
