there’s probably a lesson in this

Me (all evening): “la la la tumblr la la la internet la la la ao3 la la lol cute animal pictures everywhere”

Frog In Yard: ::utter silence::

Me (much later): “bedtime!”

Frog In Yard: “I CAN CROAK THE LOUDEST OF ALL FROGS EVER.”

Me: “whoa”

Me (tiny bit later): “it’s like… white noise, or something, I can totally sleep through this”

Frog In Yard: “I COULD MEDAL IN LOUDNESS. ALSO THERE IS NO PATTERN TO MY CROAKS. SOMETIMES I WILL WAIT A GOOD LONG TIME IN BETWEEN THEM, JUST TO LULL YOU INTO THINKING I’VE GONE TO BED OR BEEN EATEN BY A FOX OR SOMETHING. ALL MY FROG FRIENDS GET A KICK OUT OF THAT STUFF WHEN I POST IT ON MY FROGABLOG.”

Me (even later): “shut up frog what is this even?!”

Frog In Yard: “I CAN BE LOUDER. LOL FROGABLOG.”

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