movie review: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

First, anyone who ever told you that this was a terrible movie was absolutely 100% correct. But if you go into it with that expectation, and watch with a ready finger over the fast-forward key, it can be quite enjoyable!

There are life lessons!
“One – never walk into a house made of candy.”

There is a surprise!troll!

There is a lol-tastic shoutout to sleeveless Hawkeye!

(The guy on the right might need sleeves, but not J.Renner!)

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.