should’ve googled that

I have recently started visiting Planet Fitness, since my workplace offers a reimbursement, and there is a location sort of ridiculously close to my apartment. And there’s tvs, right? With sound you can hear through your earbuds if you want, but I never want to, because I much prefer just making up what they’re saying.

Today there was a morning show on, with a story I’m guessing was about the cold weather, because all four people pulled these scarves out from somewhere. (Under their chairs? IDK, I wasn’t paying attention then.)

The two women immediately put their scarves on, looking super stylish and amazing. One of the guys (maybe Al Roker? he looked familiar) was clearly not going to put on a scarf, period. I’m not sure he even touched it. But the other guy kept picking his up and kind of — failing to put it on. It really looked like this was what was going through his mind:

‘It’s a scarf. I can do this. I CAN do this, right? A scarf. Okay. It’s like a — or I could — does it go in the back first? Or the front? Maybe the side? Is it obvious that I can’t do this? I feel awkward, does it look awkward? Maybe if I put it down — or pick it up? Both? How long is this segment? It must be almost over, right?’

It was pretty great.

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