it is not Christmas

Dear Neighbor,

It is *April 23rd.* The four month anniversary of you putting up a Christmas wreath on your door has come and gone. Why is it still there? Is it stuck? Could you maybe add some shells, or a bright colored ribbon, or something, if that is the case?

On the other hand, in a couple months you will make the transition to just being super prepared for *next* Christmas, so there’s that.

Sincerely,
A Neighbor Wondering If This Is All A Clever Strategy

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