(me on Friday)

Living the short hair life:

1. Wake up to hair Doing A Thing. Stare at mirror, thinking ‘but I didn’t even sleep on that side.’

2. Ignore it until it’s too late to shower.

3. Get hair wet, brush it, cross fingers.

4. Hair dries looking exactly the same.

5. Add gel so it looks like you did it on purpose. Admit nothing.

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.