it’s a good thing I don’t have guests

me @ me: All the regular sized spoons* are dirty.

me: I could — wash them?

also me: But consider this — I could *not* wash them, and use the ginormous serving spoons instead.

me @ me: Problem solved.

[*I wrote this about my real, actual, eating spoons, but it actually fits surprisingly well with the overall spoon theory analogy? Something happens, and I’m all ‘yeah, so sorry, I’m fresh out of regular-sized reactions, so you’re either going to get nothing, or you’ll get my EXTREME OVER-REACTION because that’s all that’s left in the drawer.’]

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