long!lecture is loooooooooooooooooong

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Yeah, so the ‘one hour talk’ I was supposed to go to for work tonight ran a little over. Like, by an hour and a half. But! There was some unexpected hilarity sprinkled in amongst the slides.

Picture this: it’s a talk about nutrition, and food, and all that, and he’s talking about meat protein. There’s a slide with all these different kinds of meat listed, with various numbers next to them. (They were percentages; I’m… not actually sure what they represented. It’s possible I dozed off *very* slightly during that explanation.)

Down near the bottom, it says:

WILD SQUIRREL (Dangerous!)

And there’s a picture:

And he says, all straight faced delivery: “You could eat squirrels, but I don’t recommend it. Sometimes they have lightsabers.”

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