“important” work questions

[marcicat]

From Monday:

1. Will we run out of one dollar bills before we can go to the bank and get more? (Having a bank holiday after a Sunday is *always* exciting!)

2. Will coworkers figure out how to connect to wireless internet and so be able to check their online daily cartoons?

3. Will anyone feel the need to call the boss for basic technical help, despite the fact that he’s on vacation and out of state?

From Tuesday:

1. If I was scheduled to have a meeting all morning, and changed my work schedule so I wasn’t coming in till one, but then the meeting is unexpectedly cancelled, can I still blow off work until one?

2. If I dreamed about having a huge argument with one of my coworkers, does that make it *more* likely to happen, or less?

3. Are headphones magical, or the *most* magical? I’m not even listening to anything on mine, but there’s still a bubble of blissful ‘everyone’s ignoring me’ happening. Ahhh…

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