the world according to comcast

[marcicat]

Comcast: “We’re sending you a set-top box! Congratulations, it’s new!”

Me: “No, I don’t need one. I don’t have a tv.”

Comcast: “Don’t worry, it’s just a one-time $10 fee!”

Me: “But I don’t have a tv. There’s no possible reason for me to need a set-top box.”

Comcast: “You can mail it back –”

Me: “Great!”

Comcast: “– within 30 days to cancel your service.”

Me: “Wait, all my service?”

Comcast: “Yes, we have no contracts! You can cancel at any time!”

Me: “But I want the internet.”

Comcast: “Congratulations, we’re mailing you a set-top box! It’s new!”

[And this is how I ended up with a box full of Comcast equipment stored in my apartment. I feel like they should be paying me for the storage space; it’s not a small box.]

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.