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H-E-Double hockey sticks.

As in, “What the h-e-double hockey sticks was that?” When I was driving to work this morning, no lie, a tree FELL DOWN across the road in front of me. It was a birch; everyone knows they’re wily, but come on! What are you even supposed to do about that? A tree just fell down! In the road!

S.O.L.

As in, “If anyone else was planning to ask for time off this week, they are SOL. No creek, no paddle, no boat.” We were *three* people short today at work. And there’s usually only five people scheduled! Reasons for absences? Ski trip. Baseball game. Funeral ran late. (The good news is, it’s possible I’m not the mean parent at this job. The bad news is, apparently no one else is either.)

Hallelujah

As in, “Hallelujah, I’m headed home!” It was Monday all day long, but at least it won’t still be Monday tomorrow!

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.