workaday Wednesday

[marcicat]

Headed for work an hour early today, to attend a mandatory Safety Meeting. According to the agenda, we will be talking about “Slips, Trips, and Falls.” I’m not entirely sure why, though my guess would be it’s a legal thing.

Seriously, though, how great would it be to show up at the meeting and have the one slide up on the screen:

Slips, Trips, and Falls: a Safety Presentation

Step 1: Don’t.

And that’s it; that’s the meeting, right there. Show’s over, everyone back to work. Maybe grab some free coffee on your way back to your desk.

Well, I can dream.

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