Movie Review: Thor

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Well, the “It’s more of a rainbow bridge” line was precious, but the movie can pretty much be summed up like this:

1. intro: weather, plus guy getting hit by car
2. fighting (flashback)
3. fighting (current time)
4. Thor gets exiled to Earth (and I’d like to officially protest the editing out of the “Oh crud, I’m on *Earth*” line)
5. repeat intro, guy gets hit by car again
6. fighting
7. fighting
8. fighting
9. random kiss
10. fighting, fighting, fighting
11. end credits

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.