the health update no one asked for

[marcicat]

*the problem with having a cold during an unseasonably warm stretch of weather: is this a fever or is it just really hot in here?

*see also: if I call in sick everyone will think I am out having fun because it’s sunny and 70F degrees

*the problem with having a cold and your period at the same time: am I about to throw up, or is it just cramps?

*the great workplace dilemma: how many times a day is Too Many to blow your nose?

*and of course the classic: my sore throat feels much better, must be time to bring on the Hacking Cough

*is it Friday yet?

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