marcicat | here’s a thought

My workday alarm is set for 5, but last night I was like, ‘WAIT — what if I turned off my workday alarm AND my weekend alarm (6)???’ And I did, and then I woke up around 7 and not *exactly* full of vim and vigor for the day.

Which is to say, I basically lounged around and read fanfic until noon (although I did also pay my phone bill, so that counts as An Accomplishment). Which is fine, but sometimes when I do that I then feel guilty, so today I’ve come up with a Clever Plan.

I am officially declaring the noon of today to be 5 am. Which means it is not even 8 am as I’m typing this, and I have been so productive already this (fake) morning! I made mac & cheese AND swept the floor! Soon I may go do An Errand At A Store Like A Grownup! Much impressive! Such wow!

(Also, my fake time means I’m going to go to bed So Early tonight! And hey, time is a construct, right? It can be whatever we need it to be!)

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