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marcicatToday is DAY 1 of the IN-PERSON WORKPLACE EXTRAVAGANZA. It has an official name, but:
1) I can't actually remember the official name
2) Pretty sure the official name includes the word "harvest," which is a blatant re-use of a previous workplace event theme; it felt vaguely sinister to me the first time and has not improved since
3) When there's an opportunity to use the word EXTRAVAGANZA, I firmly believe it should be embraced
Today's schedule includes two* meals, but we have received ZERO details about said meals. I'm bringing a backpack for my stuff, and MOST of it is full of food. Look, I get hungry, and I don't like people dictating my eating schedule.
(*Three? The schedule says "breakfast available," but who knows what that means. The concession to people who want to vote was to change the breakfast hour from mandatory-but-we're-not-calling-it-that to optional-but-we're-not-calling-it-that, so breakfast remains a mystery that may never be solved. Or it might be. Kinda depends on traffic, and how quickly I can get out the door.)
1) I can't actually remember the official name
2) Pretty sure the official name includes the word "harvest," which is a blatant re-use of a previous workplace event theme; it felt vaguely sinister to me the first time and has not improved since
3) When there's an opportunity to use the word EXTRAVAGANZA, I firmly believe it should be embraced
Today's schedule includes two* meals, but we have received ZERO details about said meals. I'm bringing a backpack for my stuff, and MOST of it is full of food. Look, I get hungry, and I don't like people dictating my eating schedule.
(*Three? The schedule says "breakfast available," but who knows what that means. The concession to people who want to vote was to change the breakfast hour from mandatory-but-we're-not-calling-it-that to optional-but-we're-not-calling-it-that, so breakfast remains a mystery that may never be solved. Or it might be. Kinda depends on traffic, and how quickly I can get out the door.)
