I like this one

[marcicat]

In the spirit of 'neither A nor B, but a secret third option,' my audiobook adventures have presented another option for that most intensely-debated question: how to pronounce 'tousled'???

A: how I always thought it was pronounced: tuss-eld

B: the internet says: taus-eld

C: A WILD NEW CONTENDER APPEARS: toss-eld

Honestly, I like this one! Works great in an American accent, which is what the audiobook reader was using at the time.