H50: Steve needs a new phone

“And I’m here for what, entertainment?”
-Danny
(PS: YES!)

“You can tell SWAT to stand down, I’ll go in alone.”
“Well, that’s just stupid.”
-Steve, Danny

“Okay, was that an actual attempt at a question, or were you just throwing words at each other and hoping they make sense?”
-Steve
(PS: THIS IS HOW I’M WRITING MY NOVEL!)

“You’re serious, and now your shirtless.”
-Dany

“I’ll go talk to the kid, because I’m a woman, and you were probably going to ask me to do it anyway.”
“It’s not because you’re a woman, it’s because you’re a rookie, and that’s the way it works.”
-Kono, Danny

“No chance you also read Russian, right?”
“No, why?”
“Because it’s in Russian.”
-Danny, Chin

“His behavior’s pretty erratic.”
“You mean as opposed to most hostage takers who are cool and composed?”
-Steve, Danny

“You miss me.”
“Yeah, I wish you were here, but you don’t swim, Danno.”
-Danny, Steve

“You talking to your wife?”
“I’m talking to my partner.”
-Ship dude, Steve

“You’re in a bathroom? *I* could have gotten locked in a bathroom.”
-Danny

“I thought I told you to stay put.”
“I’m an old man; I don’t always hear so good.”
-Steve, ship dude

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I love that an episode which — based on the preview — I assumed was going to be pretty much all “Steve is a badass SEAL who’s more awesome than everyone, because he is the hero, srsly” was actually a “Steve got locked in a bathroom and an old man saved his butt (twice) and Danny led the team like an awesome leader who leads.”

Also, Steve needs a new phone.

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