fic rec o’ the day

Avengers AU time!

How to Excel at Supervillainy (And Lose Your Heart to America), by Zekkass

Iron Man is a villain, because Tony’s a genius and he’s run the numbers, but Captain America isn’t exactly a variable he’d planned for.

Captain America is in his kitchen. Okay, he’s not in uniform, it’s just Steve in the most perfectly pressed clothes Tony has ever seen, but it’s still a living patriotic symbol standing in front of the refrigerator. Tony pinches himself, decides it’s a hallucination, and pours himself a cup of heated milk, because no one is around to see him.

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oh please, let it be tomorrow

Thing I am most looking forward to about Easter:

The store is closed, which means I’m going to work ALONE, where I can do my job ALONE and feel productive and competent with no one to bother me. (Of course, we don’t make any money when the store is closed, but my sanity will thank me.)

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