notes from the meeting of the staff

That’s right, it was Staff Meeting Day! Very glad I did not volunteer to get the food; apparently it was quite a task.

The big news: new!guy showed up for the last few minutes of the meeting (apparently that’s when he was invited for? idk what my boss is thinking ever) and had the chance to introduce himself. This is a direct quote:

“I’m obsessed with justice.”

Now, I’m not even completely sure what that means, in a work sense, but it was amazing enough for me to write down. Generally I’d recommend avoiding the word “obsessed” in any unfamiliar group of people you are looking to impress, but still — obsessed with justice? Might we have a superhero in our midst? Or doth the new!guy protest too much?

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