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Ways This Movie Could Have Been Awesome:

1. Take the trailer, add about two more minutes of footage from the movie, turn it into a music video.

2. Condense the entire hour and forty-five minute movie into a ten minute intro, move on from there.

3. Change everything about Amy Adams’ plotline.

4. Have John Goodman’s character actually be Patcha from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove.’

5. If “baseball” was actually a code word for something else.

6. Watch it with more snacks, or possibly some sort of ‘predictable tropes’ drinking game.

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.

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