marcicat | monday movie musings

One of my coworkers finally saw Iron Man 3 last week, and had the same reaction I did: “It’s a Christmas movie! That means we get to watch it every Christmas!” It’ll be a Die Hard, Iron Man 3 double feature. (Only the first Die Hard for me, the second one was sad.)

I’ve been thinking, though, and there are a FEW things I would have loved to see in Iron Man 3: The Christmas One

1. AIM beekeepers. Come on, those outfits are timeless! Not even a shoutout, or a joke acknowledgement? (“These guys are so weird. Did you know they keep bees?” DONE.)

2. An actual set of ten rings. Glowing in the dark and/or lighting up optional, but highly recommended. (Personal prediction: the door has purposefully been left open for an actual “Mandarin” to show up in the future.)

3. What does JARVIS get in his stocking? (That sounds like the setup to a terrible joke, but really — JARVIS had a stocking. What goes in it?)

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