DWTS ‘you can’t make this stuff up’

[marcicat]

LOL SONG LYRICS!
“Haven’t you people ever heard of… clooooosing the door?”
(They definitely did “closing the front door” at least once too — for extra LOLs.)

Comedy Award For The Week: Chris & Cheryl

“I’m actually *terrified* of Cheryl Burke.”
-Chris

…I couldn’t get down Chris’ whole commentary about the oak frame built by a wizard Viking named Gandor, but suffice to say, *WTF*?

“I can’t stop smiling, because I’ve got so much product in my hair it’s pulling my face back.”
-Chris

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