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I have not seen ‘Spectre,’ but that did not stop me from greatly enjoying this fic! (In which the entirety of the movie is a dramatization of a fake mission report, essentially.) I read it at work, actually, which may have been a mistake, as I couldn’t stop laughing.

Dramatic Arts, by scioscribe

“SPECTRE appears to be some sort of acronym, though what it stands for is ambiguous at best. So, in this piece of make-believe of yours, you kill someone while on a mission from my predecessor and cause a fuss—not improbable. I have Q inject you with smart-blood, in an exchange where you’re oddly specific about everything he says and does, including the fact that he agrees to hide you from me for a day or so, and you’ve attached a Post-It that says ‘this didn’t happen,’ which worries me, because presumably none of this happened, and you’re now reassuring me that something that isn’t real isn’t real, which I already know, because I’m the one who told you to make it up.”

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