retail @ the holidays

[marcicat]

Customer: “Do you have the moon calendars?”
Me: “Yes, do you know which one you’re looking for?”
Customer: “Well, the ones for 2011.”

Me: “Would you like some free samples to go with that gift card?”
Customer: (suspiciously) “Do they cost anything?”

Me (trying to get our sister store to send us some extra stock): “Do you have any extra water bottles you could send us?”
Coworker: “… Do we carry those?”
Me: “Well, yes, actually.”
Coworker: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen them.”
Me: ::facepalm::

(PS My categories are back! Still no love on the title, but maybe that will mysteriously return as well!)

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