oooh… shiny!

I woke up this morning and my hand hurt, for no discernible reason. (Although I just googled the word discernible to make sure I was spelling it right, and no lie, one of the results was a pubmed article called “A woman’s history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk.” Which — why would you even study something like that? What is that even?)

ANYWAY, through a relatively random series of thought bubbles and internet searches, I found this:

That’s a magnetic bracelet, designed to look like the Iron Man armor-calling doohickeys from the Avengers. The website even has the Avengers roll call trailer up for viewing, with the handy caption “See our product!” (Naturally, it comes in a limited edition commemorative Avengers box.)

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! And I really, really want to see these in a fic. The kids version:

Despite the fact that as far as we know, the Iron Man armor-calling doohickeys neither light up nor make noise, these bracelets do both!
I quote: “With Iron Man sounds and light sequences that flash, pulse and strobe, your friends are sure to notice how much you look like a Super Hero! Unlock a special sound and light sequence when your bracelets meet.”

This is both ridiculous and awesome.

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