good to know

Thing you should probably never do at a work event:
ride a mechanical anything

(In this case it was a shark. I know. Actually, I don’t know. Who thinks of these things? Apparently there is a whole industry that caters to the ‘somewhat tasteless work party’ crowd, with an array of mechanical animals that can be ridden.)

But it did have this astonishingly amazing warning sign on it:

UNPLUG
THE CORD
BEFORE
YOU UNPLUG
THE BULL

I just — I almost took a picture, it was that great. All I could imagine was how many times someone had done those two steps in the wrong order before they realized they needed to attach this enormous sign to the device, complete with underlining for emphasis.

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.