workaday Wednesday

I was doing some reading at work (as one does), and it happened to be an instruction manual that was very clearly translated into English from another language. Perfectly understandable, but the phrasing was sometimes a bit unusual.

Absolute fave: Instead of “magic bullet,” the instructions used the phrase “enchantment shot.”

PERFECTION. Where can I start a petition to have “enchantment shot” become the new official phrase?

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