it's a Thursday!Monday

Yes, Monday, but ALSO Thursday! Sort of. We've all been 'encouraged' at work to take time off this week (yeah, it's a thing, idk, it makes sense in corporate, I guess?). But I'm always worried that if I take a Whole Week off, I'll 1) forget all my passwords; 2) miss something (relatively) important; or 3) my boss will realize that things run exactly the same when I'm not there, and start to wonder what it is I do all day.

So I'm taking THREE days off instead, Wednesday through Friday. Which means that today is Monday, but also the second-to-last day of the work week, which makes it Thursday too!