workaday Wednesday

Nothing I like more than risking my life on snow-covered roads so I can get yelled at by strangers on the telephone!

Wait, no. Swap out ‘more’ for ‘less’ and it would be a more accurate statement.

On a somewhat related note, here’s an exchange I’ve had multiple times that continues to baffle me:

Caller: “So I can take this without food?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: “But if I wanted to take it with food, can I do that?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: “Would a few crackers be enough?”
Me: “…Yes.”

Zero crackers would be enough! Therefore, logically speaking, any number of crackers greater than zero would *also* be enough!

Mirrored from The Marci Rating System.